May 2013
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GRATUITOUS POST INFORMING OTHERS ABOUT YOURSELF...
If you’re gonna be my friend then you can’t be cheap with the inspirational speeches right before any dare-to-be-great situations.
(I need more/new friends)
WHAT'S UP TUMBLR???
HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT???
TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
The only kind of women that I like to date are the kind that love a guy who constantly says “I’m sorry.”
I don’t even know what it means but before I die, I really wanna yell “I’m gonna outflank him!” to my boss and then run away real quick.
Sometimes I like to pretend I’m Metallica by wearing nothing but a bright yellow thong and charging money...
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OH MY... THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE SUCKED
I woke up Thursday feeling kinda shitty so I stayed in bed most of the day. I got up to eat dinner and was fine with that. Didn’t feel that bad then. I was able to eat and everything but just wanted to stay in bed. Friday, I woke up feeling like total dog shit. I think I caught a head flu. I didn’t puke but was having hot and cold flashes. It really sucked. It felt like I...
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I STILL LOVES THE ZOO
Despite all of my experiences of riding the train at the zoo, I’m still progressively learning how to deal with cats.
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
I am enjoying all of this ProdigalSam tweet stealing “drama” way too much. I remember the last time he was caught. He was also caught using dummy accounts to retweet himself and was kicked off of favstar awhile for doing so, haha. The sad thing is that he’s been caught as clearly as you can possibly be caught and he’s still tweeting stolen tweets. I was bored with...
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RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A MONDAY NIGHT AND STUFFS
I really hope I win an iPad. I didn’t reblog that guy’s post and I didn’t follow him. But I’m still hoping to somehow, possibly even magically, win one of those iPads. That would be rad.
I really like the word “rad” and I try to use as much as possible without being annoying about it.
There is a new episode of Bates Motel tonight and I think that is...
FUCK ME
I just hope something good is on tv after all this sex I’m not having.
Reblog if you want questions but apparently can't...
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PEOPLE ARE DUMB
It’s like people only go to bars to get drunk and be lonely old men instead of meeting up with friends to play Magic: The Gathering.
RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WHILE WATCHING...
Things are going pretty good for me lately. My back is feeling fine. I got to see my brother a lot this week, but he flew back to Seattle earlier today. I might be selling some old car parts of mine tomorrow or the next day. They’re just sitting around collecting dust and I should be able to get a couple hundred dollars for them which I could definitely use right now.
My new camera...
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messthatisjess asked: Tag. You’re it. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then go to ten favorite blogs and tell them they are it.
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EVERYONE'S INVITED
I’m starting a new club where we watch the movie Navy SEALs every Friday night while we drink beer (shirtless) and high five all night.
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MMA FIGHTERS
I think the best thing about Patrick Swayze being an mma fighter (if he was still alive) would definitely have to be his feathered hair.
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THESE KIDS WERE CALLING ME COACH JON
Today I went into the city to meet my uncle at the elementary school that he does after school soccer stuff at. He works with kids that are in grades 2-6 and 75% of them are from third world countries. This is for the film project that he’s hiring me to do, btw. I meet him outside and we walk into the school and then into the library where all the kids are (about 15-20) as well as the...
TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
There used to be a time where I hated that I was single and felt very lonely. I’d occasionally complain about it and really just hate the feeling of not having anyone. It really fucked with me and made me depressed every now and then. I’d be good for awhile and then out of nowhere I’d get all “sad” and shit. Needless to say, it sucked balls.
Now, I could care...
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I'M SORRY MISS JACKSON
OOOOOHH. I am for real. My back is finally feeling good. Weird thing is that I haven’t been taking anything and it gets better. I haven’t had any problems with it for a couple days now.
This weekend was weird. It felt like it was ten days long instead of three. I don’t know why. On Sunday, I was thinking about the previous day as if it was a week ago. At least,...
April 2013
44 posts
ANYBODY MISS ME?
Sorry. I’ve been away on business. I’ll be back very soon. Like, now I guess. Or in a little bit. Maybe tonight. Yeah, tonight sounds good. That’ll do. B-bye.
STUPID THINGS SATURDAY
I went to the doctor again today for my back, which hasn’t gotten any better and I’m not too happy with my treatment. I asked for more pain killers because that’s the only thing that has been making me feel better, back pain wise, and they gave me ultracet. Ultracet is tramadol which has a high risk of seizures. I told them I’d rather have vicodin because I know that it...
JOB SEARCHING
I’m getting really good at applying for jobs that I am not even near close enough to be qualified for. They’re all IT jobs which I am very familiar with so it’s not that much of a stretch. I doubt I will be hearing back from anyone, though. Oh well. I’d love to get a job at a record store, or maybe a museum. Somewhere that I enjoy going to everyday. Why is that so...
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY AND STUFF
Some lady backed her truck into my car and dented the front driver side quarter panel. I can tell just by looking at it that it’s gonna have to be replaced instead of fixed. I called my guy that does all my body work and he ball parked it at $700. My car already has hail damage and a small dent on the other side so I will most likely just pocket the money. I could definitely use it. Now I just...
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PRO TIP #39217
The end all cure for hiccups: Take a deep breath and hold it for thirty seconds, then punch a dolphin in the taint.
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OLD SCHOOL
My Korean friend wants me to start calling him Double Dragon instead of his real name, Charlie. I am not conflicted.
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PET PEEVE MONDAY
Dear Facebook,
Why do I always have to select “Most Recent” instead of “Top Stories” when I am reading my timeline? My facebook isn’t a news station. There are no top stories, nor ground breaking pieces of information for that fact. Please just get rid of the option. It should always be “Most Recent.” Why do I have to tell you this? I thought you...
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MY INTERNET CAREER
Typing a bunch of crap into a box of desolation.
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FIVE THINGS FRIDAY
I woke up today feeling a lot better than I did when I woke up yesterday. I could still feel a little pain but nothing compared to the previous day. After a few hours, the pain slowly starting coming back so I went to an urgent care facility type of place. I have to admit, that it was a pretty good experience. I was there less than an hour. I only paid $50 today to see a doctor (with no...
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STUPID THINGS THURSDAY
Fuck. I woke up today in serious (back) pain. It’s still killing me. I took a couple vicodin but they’re not doing much to help. Hopefully, I will be able to set up an appointment tomorrow to see a back/pain specialist. I don’t think I can wait until Monday. It usually wouldn’t be a problem but I want to try a different doctor. I don’t think my physician or my...
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RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A WEDNESDAY AFTER EATING A...
Jerry Springer is still super entertaining. I took my mom’s van to the dealership today to get some computer update on her minivan and Jerry was on their tv. I forgot how great that show is. Especially for the day time unemployed. This girl was really mad that her boyfriend (or husband, I don’t know) wouldn’t help her shave the letter “A” into her love patch. She...
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I HAVE A FEELING
That if I end up moving to NYC to go to film school then I’m never gonna want to leave. I’ve only spent three days in NYC but I remember on my last night, I really did not want to go home. After spending a weekend in Las Vegas and a weekend in Detroit, I was so ready and anxious to come home. Now that I think about it, after spending a weekend out of town (anywhere) I’m always...
