March 2012
14 posts
SOMETHING THAT COULD BE A FACEBOOK STATUS
Gonna go rent a couple movies and maybe get some ice cream. Didn’t make it to the gym today so I’ll have to put in a double tomorrow lol. You know how I do.
DISCLAIMER: I don’t go to the gym. Ever. Except in high school.
I Have Never
Had to write the same thing over and over on a school chalkboard as punishment.
Had to write the same thing over and over on a school chalkboard as punishment.
Had to write the same thing over and over on a school chalkboard as punishment.
Had to write the same thing over and over on a school chalkboard as punishment.
Had to write the same thing over and over on a school chalkboard as...
Truthful Tuesday Temporary Teeth
Today. Tuesday. Temporary teeth. Truthful time. Totally. The tightness that these teeth tingle today truthfully teeters thoroughly. Tile tasting temporary teeth this Tuesday.
TAND TIT TSUCKS
Dear 12 Year Old Me (again)
Either you didn’t read my original message or it didn’t work. This makes me very mad. You could’ve done some really cool things but nooooo. I don’t know who you think you are but you’re gonna learn from this. Oh you’re gonna learn whether you like it or not. Bitch.
Dear 12 Year Old Me
Buy the company AOL. Start studying female anatomy now. You’ll thank me in high school. Don’t do drugs. Enclosed are some VHS tapes to a show called LOST and a few high grossing movies. Write the screenplays for these. Don’t get your hopes up for the new Star Wars movies. You’re gonna be disappointed. Don’t let Megan come over to your house. Ever. Invent a file...
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