June 2012
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THANK YOU TUMBLR!!!!
GOODNIGHT!!!
(not really calling it a night and you can still pretend that I’m your favorite singer/rockstar leaving the stage to party and/or get naked with you guys (the girls) back stage)
WE (I) LOVE YOU!!!
HELLO TUMBLR!!!!
HOW’S EVERYONE FEELING TONIGHT?
(just imagine I’m your favorite singer/rockstar saying this on stage and you can go ahead and throw your bras and/or panties up to me)
YEAH!!!
May 2012
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HEY GIRLS
Hey Girls
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HEY GUYS
Hey Guys
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TRUTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING TOM CRUISE TUESDAY
I’m trying to figure out which Tom Cruise movie is my favorite. So far, it’s a toss up between Top Gun, Days Of Thunder, A Few Good Men, Tropic Thunder, Eyes Wide Shut and Top Gun.
Now in Top Gun, he’s just a badass. He flies fighter jets. He’s reckless. His partner dies (this always adds to someone’s badassness). He gets the girl, who’s also his instructor (or teacher) which means he’s living...
TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
I forgot to get milk and cereal while I was at the grocery store today :[
kamrabbit asked: Form a musical super group from 5 different musicians. Give the new band a name.
I THINK I AM IN LOVE
With sleep. My bed calls to me. I treat her good. She treats me great. You could say I’m in a serious relationship with my beautiful king size bed. I think my dog is too. It’s a threesome. My dog, my awesome bed and me. We should have our own tv show for people that are beautifully depressed. It’ll be called “Forever Bed Head” and I’ll be the main character. I...
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FACEBOOK IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
According to this guy at the bar last night, (his name is Mike, I’ve known him for a very long time) saying Happy Birthday on someone’s facebook wall is a big deal.
He was talking to my friend Pete about this girl that he thinks of as a sister. They got into a big fight and then I hear him mention “and I didn’t even say Happy Birthday to her on facebook.” This is...
FIVE THINGS FRIDAY
I have no plans this weekend and the boredom is already setting in. Kinda sucks. I want to go do something fun. Something awesome. Or even stay at home drinking wine with a nice female and get naked.
I would go downtown and snap some pics of the city but there is a big blues fest down there and probably a sports thing and even more stuff going on down there. Just trying to find a parking spot...
TRUTHFUL THURSDAY
Every time some one refers to tumblr as a community, I want to laugh. I don’t see any type of community with my time spent on here. More like twitter without a character limit and not as much humor, but more emotion.
Everyone has something to say and not many people want to read. Maybe I’m following the wrong people. I’m not here for validation but it seems that that’s...
MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY
As requested by romyck.
It would have to be a toss up between one Christmas and a summer family vacation.
One Christmas, when I was 9 or 10, my brother and I got a really nice Nintendo set up in the basement. It was like one little room strictly for playing video games. It was awesome. I remember my brother and I were so happy and excited. I don’t remember much from being a kid, but I...
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RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A TUESDAY NIGHT WHILE DRINKING...
I got a lot of stuff done today and I flossed too.
I’m really happy with how my pictures from NYC turned out. You can see them on my instagram page if you haven’t already.
I miss 2Pac. I never knew him or anything, but he was my homie.
I have no plans this weekend. My whole weekend is wide open if anyone wants to kick it.
I can’t believe it’s already Tuesday and...
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LOL: A FACEBOOK STATUS
I just updated my status on Facebook to LOL. I think this is something everyone of my Facebook friends can relate to. They end just about every one of their statuses with it. Examples:
Donny just peed in his diaper lol
I’m not ready for this test lol
Steak and potatoes bro. Yummy lol
No makeup lol (daily picture status)
What’s everyone doing tonight? Come on bro don’t...
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BACKFLIPS AND STAR WARS
Did backflips (and I guess front flips too) all of a sudden become a mortal sin once Darth Vader officially became Darth Vader? You know, like once he put his mask on, BOOM! No more backflips, people. (We are going to call this moment The Eternal Grounding.)
This bugs me and is perplexing. After The Eternal Grounding, Luke Skywalker is the only one I can remember that did any flips, AND THEY...
WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW, YOU ASK?
Oh nothing. Just drinking rum. Listening to Sonic Youth, feeling like I’ve touched base with my life roots. Happens every time I listen to Goo or Dirty. These two albums were a foundation for my future musical taste, productions and overall decisions. Also, did I mention that I’m smiling as big as I ever had right now? I didn’t? Oh. Ok.
I’m smiling so big right now....
HERE'S A STORY AND IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE
Last night, I go out for drinks with some friends. It was a good time with some side notes worth mentioning.
My friend Fred picks me up and with him is his girlfriend Amber and her friend Erin. I get in the car and say hi. I introduce myself to Erin and she tells me I smell good. I’m thinking, this night is already starting off great. She’s pretty cute and has decent size boobs (I...
kamrabbit asked: Ignoring your Tumblr handle, what are two nicknames you would readily answer to?
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RANDOM THOUGHTS WHILE I GET READY TO GO OUT...
I want flames to come out of my skin anytime a mosquito lands on me. Or some type of mechanism to permanently repel mosquitos, and while I’m at it, all bugs and guys named Steve.
Thanks to everyone who wrote a haiku for Jeannie today. That is awesome.
You ever feel like everything you do is wrong? What’s that feel like?
I’m wearing my glasses tonight for the first time...
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FIVE THINGS FRIDAY BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY AND HERE...
I was very serious about the Pajamas And Cereal Party and only one of you showed any initial interest. If you missed my post about it, then maybe you should go read it.
I’ve been getting more love on instagram lately than I have been on here (with less than half of the followers I have here). I guess that says something. Like, either you guys don’t like being entertained or maybe...
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IT HAS COME TO THAT POINT IN MY LIFE
I don’t think that enough people in this world hate me. So, I’m going to do something about it. I’m not talking about haters necessarily, but people who generally don’t like the type of person that I’m going to try to become. Obviously, this will all be for my own entertainment. I will still be the same person that I am today but in disguise. Hopefully, this will make...
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DID YOU KNOW…
…that Whitney Houston’s debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, guys?
It’s hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but The Greatest Love of All is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it’s...
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I NEED TO BUY SOME PAJAMAS FOR AN UPCOMING PAJAMAS...
Listen up you guys, because this involves you. I’m planning on throwing a Pajamas And Cereal Party and you are all invited! I’m pretty serious about this. Pajamas and cereal and party! Comfort Zone 5000 like a motherfucker. Who’s down? Who’s ready to party in a very comforting style? I am. Are you?
There will definitely be tons of cereal here but it will also be a BYOP...
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RANDOM THOUGHTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH...
I slept like a baby last night but I didn’t wake up crying or anything like a baby would do so now, I don’t understand the reference of that phrase. I slept really really good. There.
My dog is resting his head on my crotch area and… wait, I think he heard me thinking. He just moved away after giving me a very worried look. Hmmm.
Have you ever seen the movie The Adjustment...
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LIFE COACHING AND YOU
I’m here to talk to you guys about life coaching, and you. It’s been awhile since I’ve had any clients and that’s partly my fault. There were some legal issues that I had to deal with and was unable to continue my life coaching practice. Legally, I’m unable to get into specifics but don’t let that bother you. This isn’t about me. It’s about you and...
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY WITH WORDS AND SHIT
I care about things. And people. And stuff.
YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO MY HOUSE
Tonight! There will be alcohol, music, dancing, my dog, me, high fives, “fuck yeahs,” swimming, fireworks, laughter, smiles, more smiles, a swimsuit competition, seductive eyes, more music, more dancing and even more smiles.
Hit me up on kik for more info. Btw, I live in a city called Delusional Heights.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM A MAN IN A RED SPEEDO ON RED...
You guys should’ve seen me dancing Saturday night. Beastie Boys Ill Communication was on and I was grooving like a deep bass line in a James Brown song. I was doing my signature moves. It was special, yo.
Not gonna grill today but I’m definitely gonna get my tan on in honor (not honour) of Red Speedo Monday. I will not stop doing this until I am positive that my neighbors hate me....
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THERE IS A PARTY TONIGHT AND I AM GOING TO IT
You heard me. Tonight is my friend’s 30th birthday party and I’m going. I will be there. That’s what I’ll be doing tonight. The guy is getting old. That’s for sure. Lucky for me, my age started going in reverse a year and a half ago. So, I can call people old. It’s what I do because I can.
I can already imagine that they’ll be playing some Prince, and...
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THE BALL OF FIRE THAT BECAME A SNOWBALL ROLLING...
I met someone about a month ago and we connected like a bolt of lightning. We met on the internet and started talking the same night. We talked for hours, and the same the next night and the next night. Within those first two weeks, I had smiled more than I had in the last twelve months. Even when I wasn’t smiling on the outside, my insides still felt like I was.
After the first couple...
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LET'S ALL TRY AND IMAGINE MARK WAHLBERG AS A...
The other day, I was watching The Happening where Mark Wahlberg plays a school teacher. A science teacher to be specific. Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this? Can you imagine Mark Wahlberg as a teacher and how he’d act towards his students? Here are some fictional quotes that I came up with for you to understand what I think about it:
“Hey Bobby, can you come here for a second?...
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LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE… AND STUFF
Right now, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Live Free Or Die Hard are on tv and they both started at the same time. I had a really hard time deciding which one to watch because I knew I wanted to watch one of them. Seriously, I thought about it for like, three minutes and fifteen seconds. Finally, I decided to watch both, AT THE SAME TIME.
I’m usually more decisive but tonight I feel like...
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DEATH TO MY PC
I recently bought a MacBook. I bought it for myself for Christmas because I buy things for myself. I even spent way more money on myself this Christmas than I did on anyone else. I’m not selfish, though. I promise.
Anyway, I just booted up my pc for the first time in months and it took at least ten minutes to be able to do anything without something half-freezing. It’s a pretty...
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INSPIRATIONAL EIGHTIES MUSIC
Gets me every time. I don’t know if it’s the loose guitar solos or the melodies of the pianos. It doesn’t always have to have someone singing, either. When it does though, oh god, my inspiration goes through the roof.
It makes me feel like winning something, or celebrating a victory. Or defeating someone really evil and then driving with the girl I just saved on some back roads next to a river....
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RUSSELL CROWE
Remember that movie with Russell Crowe? Where he acted all serious in it and had some real serious dialogue? Where he threatened some guy and was totally serious about it, like he wasn’t joking, he was fucking serious with his threats?
Well I can’t. I’ve never seen a movie with Russell Crowe in it. Ok, that’s a lie, but I’m sure that I’d have a more positive...
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RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM A MAN WHO DOESN'T OWN A CAT
I like cats.
Nachos sound great right now. Like, a shit ton of them. With cheese. And jalapeños. And meat. And stuff.
Stuff.
MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS
It is already way too hot in St. Louis. My hair is all messed up. And my boobs are not agreeing with me either.
George Michael’s Careless Whisper saxophone.
Things.
I want to scream.
Tomorrow, I think I’m gonna drive...
