TRUTHFUL TUESDAY WITH WORDS AND SHIT
I care about things. And people. And stuff.
YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO MY HOUSE
Tonight! There will be alcohol, music, dancing, my dog, me, high fives, “fuck yeahs,” swimming, fireworks, laughter, smiles, more smiles, a swimsuit competition, seductive eyes, more music, more dancing and even more smiles. Hit me up on kik for more info. Btw, I live in a city called Delusional Heights.
RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM A MAN IN A RED SPEEDO ON RED...
You guys should’ve seen me dancing Saturday night. Beastie Boys Ill Communication was on and I was grooving like a deep bass line in a James Brown song. I was doing my signature moves. It was special, yo. Not gonna grill today but I’m definitely gonna get my tan on in honor (not honour) of Red Speedo Monday. I will not stop doing this until I am positive that my neighbors hate me....
THERE IS A PARTY TONIGHT AND I AM GOING TO IT
You heard me. Tonight is my friend’s 30th birthday party and I’m going. I will be there. That’s what I’ll be doing tonight. The guy is getting old. That’s for sure. Lucky for me, my age started going in reverse a year and a half ago. So, I can call people old. It’s what I do because I can. I can already imagine that they’ll be playing some Prince, and...
THE BALL OF FIRE THAT BECAME A SNOWBALL ROLLING...
I met someone about a month ago and we connected like a bolt of lightning. We met on the internet and started talking the same night. We talked for hours, and the same the next night and the next night. Within those first two weeks, I had smiled more than I had in the last twelve months. Even when I wasn’t smiling on the outside, my insides still felt like I was. After the first couple...
LET'S ALL TRY AND IMAGINE MARK WAHLBERG AS A...
The other day, I was watching The Happening where Mark Wahlberg plays a school teacher. A science teacher to be specific. Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this? Can you imagine Mark Wahlberg as a teacher and how he’d act towards his students? Here are some fictional quotes that I came up with for you to understand what I think about it: “Hey Bobby, can you come here for a second?...
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE… AND STUFF
Right now, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Live Free Or Die Hard are on tv and they both started at the same time. I had a really hard time deciding which one to watch because I knew I wanted to watch one of them. Seriously, I thought about it for like, three minutes and fifteen seconds. Finally, I decided to watch both, AT THE SAME TIME. I’m usually more decisive but tonight I feel like...
DEATH TO MY PC
I recently bought a MacBook. I bought it for myself for Christmas because I buy things for myself. I even spent way more money on myself this Christmas than I did on anyone else. I’m not selfish, though. I promise. Anyway, I just booted up my pc for the first time in months and it took at least ten minutes to be able to do anything without something half-freezing. It’s a pretty...