Started writing my first book today. Inspired upon something I saw on tv, I’m finally beginning what I should’ve started a long time ago. Time is my biggest enemy and in this case, it may be my best friend. I am excited to continue writing it and to one day finish it. It’s about a guy in jail who remembers parts of his life that really happened and as time goes by, parts that...
STILL NOT DEAD
Just been spending more time back on twitter. If you want, you can find me over there @jonjon_brown and we can tweet tweets off of each other or something like that. Word.
I AM NOT DEAD
Just haven’t had much to say. Or something. Feel free to say hi in my inbox anytime or kik me @jonjonbrown. Watch, now that I post this I’ll start having things to say again. Oh the irony of life.
SMOOTH AND CLEAN SHAVEN
These aren’t just testicles. These are military issue water balloons set to “stun.”
A MESSAGE FROM MY PENIS:
I don’t care how long ago those episodes were made. I want Kelly Kapowski to take me for a ride. I’ma spread her jelly and pop her balloon. Then I’ma show her the dark side.
TRUTHFUL TUESDAY I GUESS
I have two posts in my drafts folder that directly relate to my penis and testicles. Pretty awesome, am I right? This started as a warning. Now I don’t even know. I DON’T EVEN KNOW. I ate an Oreo ice cream sandwich after dinner and almost made (another) video for Adie. Foreshadow: One time Adie was having a really bad day so I sent her a video of me eating an ice cream sandwich. It...
INSANE CLOWN POSSE SUING FBI
I’m not a fan of ICP but I think this is pretty awesome: Insane Clown Posse duo Shaggy 2 Dope (L) and Violent J (R) are planning to sue the FBI for classifying their fan base, known as “Juggalos,” as a gang. Horrorcore hip hop duo Insane Clown Posse has declared that they would be suing the FBI for classifying their devoted fanbase—known as...
THINKING IS HARD
I’m having a real hard time trying to figure out why the Secret Service chose such an obvious name.
TO THE LAST GIRL I WAS DATING:
While you’ve been gaining weight, I’ve been losing weight. Can we say… haha hahaha hahahaha hahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuck I’m lonely :[
I did ecstasy once and felt like an oompa loompa who couldn’t stop bouncing for seventeen hours.
Quick question: This girl just invited me to come over for pizza, foot rubs, wrestling and cuddling (and I’m pretty sure it’s all in that order). Should I bring the Al Green records or do you think she already has some?
Still wrapping my mind around the fact that I have two nephews because that can only mean that science is real and shit.
mandamumbles-deactivated2013031 asked: Do you dream about girls coming over and bringing you pizza and foot rubs?
DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME
Most of my time spent at work is daydreaming of running on the beach in slow motion towards the last attractive woman I’ve seen.
cosmo tip #316
expertcosmotips: get him to touch his penis onto u