August 2012
27 posts
Writing
Started writing my first book today. Inspired upon something I saw on tv, I’m finally beginning what I should’ve started a long time ago. Time is my biggest enemy and in this case, it may be my best friend. I am excited to continue writing it and to one day finish it. It’s about a guy in jail who remembers parts of his life that really happened and as time goes by, parts that...
Aug 29th
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STILL NOT DEAD
Just been spending more time back on twitter. If you want, you can find me over there @jonjon_brown and we can tweet tweets off of each other or something like that. Word.
Aug 24th
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Aug 20th
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I AM NOT DEAD
Just haven’t had much to say. Or something. Feel free to say hi in my inbox anytime or kik me @jonjonbrown. Watch, now that I post this I’ll start having things to say again. Oh the irony of life.
Aug 19th
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Aug 17th
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SMOOTH AND CLEAN SHAVEN
These aren’t just testicles. These are military issue water balloons set to “stun.”
Aug 15th
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A MESSAGE FROM MY PENIS:
I don’t care how long ago those episodes were made. I want Kelly Kapowski to take me for a ride. I’ma spread her jelly and pop her balloon. Then I’ma show her the dark side.
Aug 15th
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY I GUESS
I have two posts in my drafts folder that directly relate to my penis and testicles. Pretty awesome, am I right? This started as a warning. Now I don’t even know. I DON’T EVEN KNOW. I ate an Oreo ice cream sandwich after dinner and almost made (another) video for Adie. Foreshadow: One time Adie was having a really bad day so I sent her a video of me eating an ice cream sandwich. It...
Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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INSANE CLOWN POSSE SUING FBI
I’m not a fan of ICP but I think this is pretty awesome: Insane Clown Posse duo Shaggy 2 Dope (L) and Violent J (R) are planning to sue the FBI for classifying their fan base, known as “Juggalos,” as a gang. Horrorcore hip hop duo Insane Clown Posse has declared that they would be suing the FBI for classifying their devoted fanbase—known as...
Aug 14th
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THINKING IS HARD
I’m having a real hard time trying to figure out why the Secret Service chose such an obvious name.
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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TO THE LAST GIRL I WAS DATING:
While you’ve been gaining weight, I’ve been losing weight. Can we say… haha hahaha hahahaha hahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuck I’m lonely :[
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 5th
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DRUGS
I did ecstasy once and felt like an oompa loompa who couldn’t stop bouncing for seventeen hours.
Aug 5th
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HEY GUYS
Quick question: This girl just invited me to come over for pizza, foot rubs, wrestling and cuddling (and I’m pretty sure it’s all in that order). Should I bring the Al Green records or do you think she already has some?
Aug 4th
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SCIENCE
Still wrapping my mind around the fact that I have two nephews because that can only mean that science is real and shit.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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mandamumbles-deactivated2013031 asked: Do you dream about girls coming over and bringing you pizza and foot rubs?
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME
Most of my time spent at work is daydreaming of running on the beach in slow motion towards the last attractive woman I’ve seen.
Aug 2nd
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cosmo tip #316
expertcosmotips: get him to touch his penis onto u
Aug 2nd
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