THINGS I WONDER WHILE ON FACEBOOK
Why would anyone buy a phone or a keyboard that has no vowels on it?
My dog is sleeping with all of his toys on my bed. My ex used to do the same thing except when she did it, I’d hide in my bathroom and cry.
Thinking about hiring a personal trainer just so someone will call me “babe” a few times a week.
MOVIES AND MUSIC
I bet that right now, at this very moment, Martin Scorsese is thinking about the next movie he can put a Rolling Stones song in.
It’s really a shame that nobody has ever told me how much they love me and how badly they screwed up while I’m trying to board a plane.
IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY
Earlier I saw a guy that looked just like 2Pac but when he was 17 and just now at the grocery store I saw a guy that looked like MC Hammer. Shit is crazy yo.
LET'S START SOME DRAMA GUYS
I love big girls. I love small girls. I love girls that are short, tall, medium, skinny, wide, thick, thin, dark hair, light hair, short hair, long hair. I love them all!!! LET’S DO THE DRAMA GUYS!!!
kamrabbit asked: Tell us about your greatest act of retribution.
I have this unexplainable urge to watch the movie Iron Eagle right now. I don’t understand it but I’m tempted to search Netflix for it and reactivate my account. I haven’t seen the movie since I was a kid and I remember wanting to be that kid saving his dad with an older black guy as his mentor. Maybe that explains why I want to watch it now (out of nowhere). Maybe I’m trying to feel like a...
JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS WERE WONDERING
And I know you were, are. I mean are. Red Speedo Monday will be returning tomorrow. I’m deeply sorry that I’ve deprived you of it lately but I promise to bring it back with an extra topping of sexy (sizzle). Also, I’ve really been lacking on my Random Thoughts posts so those will be back very shortly. Maybe even tonight. I guess you could say that my Ambitionz Az A Ridah (2pac)...
I am Seabiscuit.
I’m realizing that I don’t like drinking by myself anymore. I like to get “high” but I don’t do any drugs and alcohol is pretty much the only option that works. I don’t like revealing myself to everyone. I will say that drinking by myself makes me see how unhappy I am. I was very happy some weeks ago but that page has turned. So now, I’m back to not...