FUCK ME

I just hope something good is on tv after all this sex I’m not having.

Reblog if you want questions but apparently can’t spell inappropriate.

GPOY-I’M FROM THE MUHFUCKIN STREETS edition. Just playing around with my new camera. I love this fucking thing.

Clutch // Blast Tyrant

Vinyl Sunday

PEOPLE ARE DUMB

It’s like people only go to bars to get drunk and be lonely old men instead of meeting up with friends to play Magic: The Gathering.

RANDOM THOUGHTS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WHILE WATCHING TV AND CHILLING AND SHIT

Things are going pretty good for me lately. My back is feeling fine. I got to see my brother a lot this week, but he flew back to Seattle earlier today. I might be selling some old car parts of mine tomorrow or the next day. They’re just sitting around collecting dust and I should be able to get a couple hundred dollars for them which I could definitely use right now.

My new camera came in yesterday and it’s a fucking awesome camera.

I’m slowly getting back into my twitter groove as well as posting more on instagram. I have two accounts on instagram. One for photography and one just for stupid funny stuff. I haven’t posted anything of my photography one for months and lost almost 100 followers. Bitches. I’m still getting a lot of love though without those 100 bitches so it’s all good.

I got to go out to eat twice this week and both times it was awesome. I think I probably ate too much though on both occasions, though. Kind of odd considering that I’ve had almost no appetite lately. I don’t know why I haven’t had much of an appetite. I just haven’t.

I’m a little surprised that Salma Hayek is still getting roles in movies. Isn’t she a little washed up to still be getting roles? I don’t dislike her or anything. I just think she’s a little old and not looking too good anymore. Maybe it’s just me. Who knows? Whatever.

Smiley face.

My security system of the future. “Of the future” as in, when I own my own house and have more than one pit bull that is trained to not run away as well as guard my house and stuff.


First pictures taken with my new camera. I haven’t been able to mess around too much with it yet. These were taken on auto. The battery just finished charging hence why I haven’t figured much out yet.

Fuck yeah. My new camera arrived today. It’s on now.

messthatisjess asked:
Tag. You’re it. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then go to ten favorite blogs and tell them they are it.

1. I’m a scorpio.
2. I’ve never been to California.
3. Inception is my favorite movie of all time.
4. I can’t remember the last time I watched the movie Top Gun.
5. Black was my favorite color when I was a kid.


Yes, sometimes Rocky appears to be mentally handicapped but I assure you that he’s not. He just looks that way sometimes. Ok, more than sometimes. Quite often actually.

EVERYONE’S INVITED

I’m starting a new club where we watch the movie Navy SEALs every Friday night while we drink beer (shirtless) and high five all night.

MMA FIGHTERS

I think the best thing about Patrick Swayze being an mma fighter (if he was still alive) would definitely have to be his feathered hair.