My little sister Jeannie, her cat and I are starting a band. We decided this over a month ago after an intense round of playing “Are You The Lemon?” Jeannie had just won for the ten hundredth thousandth millionth and a third time. It was then that it hit me. LETS START A BAND!
It was on that night that Dance Moves 2007 was born. Jeannie assigned herself to play keyboard and insisted that her cat become a member. I agreed (actually I thought this idea was awesome but tried not to show my enthusiasm) and implied that her cat could play bass, or be the DJ. The cat decided to be DJ. While I can play drums, guitar, bass and work the wheels of steel, (turntables, for you squares) (what DJs play, for you uniformed scoundrels) (DJs are disc jockeys, they mix records and stuff, for you over the age of 63) I decided that I would be the singer.
We pondered on whether or not we should recruit more members until Jeannie assured me that her cat was trained by the world renown Mix Master Mike.
Within an hour or so, it was decided. Jeannie and her cat would produce all of the music and I would finish off the tracks with my slick vocalisms. Dance Moves 2007 was officially a force to be danced to.
DID I MENTION THAT WE ARE A DANCE MUSIC MAKING BAND AND WE WANT TO PLAY MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU SHAKE YOUR BUTT LIKE ITS 2007?
I did already? Ok. Never mind.
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lifeisabsurd said:
JEANNIE IS YOUR LITTLE SISTER?!?!!
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