JonJon Brown

I killed Jason Voorhees tonight. Don’t worry though. He’ll be back again in a year or so.

I once went camping on Friday the 13th and our campsite was on Elm St. Luckily not one couple had sex within the entire campsite. That would’ve been bad. People would’ve died. Seriously.

Tonight was the first night I had jalapeños on my cheeseburger. It was a motherfucking revelation.

My phone just autocorrected whatever I spelled to motherfucking. I love this phone.

When shopping online, always use PayPal. You could save a life by doing so.

I’m not in Chicago but I am drinking AND Ferris Bueller’s Day Off just came on.

Boner.

I’m unemployed right now which means I have all the time in the world for things like pizza and… um… pizza.

You may be surprised if you do a tumblr search of your tumblr username. I was.

Dance Moves 2007 is moving forward on our first single “This Is Our First Song” and is like really, really excited about it.

Today I grew a rat tail for about an hour then I totally changed my mind about it.

Did you guys know that kids still hang out at the mall on weekends? Isn’t that weird?

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