YOU KNOW YOU’VE GIVEN UP WHEN YOU’RE WATCHING A MOVIE WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA IN IT

Ok so Ferris movie ended. For some reason I put on Pulp Fiction. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned how much I dislike John Travolta. Seriously, the man is a horrible actor and just ugly in general. His acting is like any given man being punched in the face while having his balls kicked by someone who can really kick balls, hard.

Have you ever ordered a pizza and when it was delivered, it was the wrong pizza but you ate it anyway? And then after you ate it, you regretted eating it and felt like puking? That’s how I feel about John Travolta. I don’t even like typing his name. I’m gonna stop.

I just put on Seven or Se7en. Whatever. I’ll find something better to watch or I’ll just listen to music or wrestle my dog. I definitely have options. I wish I realized that before I turned that one movie on and saw that ugly dude with the hair.

Anyway, I hope the three of you are having a great night!

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Posted on Saturday, 14 April
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