Smile. People (potential haters) are watching.
If you send me a message on here instead of a question then I probably won’t notice because they’re not showing up on the new iPhone app.
I’m going to a house party tonight. My boy Marty and I WILL be doing the Kid N Play dance. This is a fact.
In the last few weeks, I’ve only drank one night a week. About a month prior to that, I could’ve been writing country songs as much as I was drinking. Shit gets old and so does stupidity.
Smiley face, with a winking eye and a big fat tongue sticking out.
I’ve been awake for about 20 minutes and I went to bed early last night. I have what it takes to become legend.
I hope I never die from fighting a penguin. That’d be some fucked up shit to explain on my tombstone.
Do you guys wanna know a secret? Too bad. I’m not telling.
Everyday on tumblr should be boobs day or some kind of variation of a meme involving boobs. EVERYDAY. Then Fridays and Mondays could also be butt day. You ladies should work on that. Have a meeting or something. Or just start doing it.
I’m very happy that my dog can’t speak. I imagine he’d be like “Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!” all the fucking time and that shit just ain’t baller to me.
Posted on Friday, 29 June
Tagged as: random thoughts and stuff
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- fruitlissendeavor said: I do the Kid and Play dance EVERY CHANCE I CAN.
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- jakisbrain said: At the lake we have: Let ‘em Free Fridays Side Boob Saturday Give ‘em some SUNdays It’s good to celebrate.
- littleangrygirl said: The penguin part made me fuckin smile.
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