Today at Six Flags was a success, except there is no big ass panda. Instead, I got this shirt. Had tons of fun and now I’m dead tired. It doesn’t help that I couldn’t sleep last night. I’ve survived by iced tea, coffee, five hour energy, mountain dew and water.
Funny story: My friend Fred lost his keys and he’s the one that drove. We get off a roller coaster, the fourth one we rode, and Fred walks about fifteen feet away from the roller coaster and realizes that he lost his keys. Instead of freaking out, he’s like “No big deal. My girlfriend can bring my spare.” My other friend Josh and I are looking at each other like “Um, dude, your keys, man. How are we gonna get home?” Fred isn’t freaking out at all, so we go on our way.
A couple hours later, I check lost and found. They tell me that items wouldn’t be collected until closing time (8:30). Now, after more rides, lunch, and checking out some random stuff, we decide to ride the first four roller coasters again and ask the employees working them if they found his keys.
We return to the fourth one, the one that he realized he lost them after riding it. It’s called “The Boss” and it was my favorite ride today. I rode it three times. Yay!!! Anyway, we get to the dock. Fred asks the employee if they’ve found any keys and they had them! Now let’s rewind a minute. Fred walked off this ride about fifteen feet and realized he lost his keys. We were stopped right there. He could’ve turn around and walked ten to fifteen feet and looked for his keys. Or said, “I lost my keys.” He obviously dropped them in the car of the roller coaster and I imagine the next passenger saw them as soon as they entered the car. But no. He wasn’t worried at the moment and walked away.
In the end it doesn’t matter because he got his keys back and we had tons of fun and made it home without any problems and now I’m telling you about it in my very tired and dazed state of mind and I’m starting to wonder if I will ever finish this sentence and yeah.
The end, for now. Bye.14 notes
Posted on Saturday, 8 September
Tagged as: six flags caffeine like a lot of caffeine a ridiculous amount of caffeine batman
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