You guys remember that time when I trolled Witstream? Ah man, those were good times. Oh, you don’t remember when I did that? Ok, so one time on twitter…
One of my friends on twitter, Jerry Renek sent a recommendation on my behalf to the people at Witstream. The next day, Witstream started following me. At the time, I was all about twitter. My brain only thought in tweets, weird I know. But I was pretty funny. I know because a lot of people told me so. Anyway, Witstream started following me and I thought it was only a matter of time before they invited me to be a contributor to their site.
In case you didn’t know, Witstream is a website that streams other people’s tweets, hand picked by the people at Witstream. For some, it’s a big deal to be invited to contribute to Witstream. At the time, it’s all I thought about. To me, it was like the highest achievement I could make by tweeting my stupid jokes. I was obsessed for a while but time went on and they never invited me.
Other twitter friends of mine sent in recommendations to try and get me invited, but no dice. I think in the end, about 11 or 12 people had put in a good word for me to the people at Witstream and they still never invited me. Meanwhile, a good amount of people that have been invited to contribute to Witstream, did so by way of recommendation.
I think Witstream followed me for about 9 or 10 months, and then one day I just started sending them DMs about my cat and how I was farting on him. I didn’t even own a cat at the time. I’ve never owned a cat. But that didn’t stop me from DMing Witstream about me farting on my cat. So the picture above are most of the DMs that I sent them. They never responded. Their only response was blocking me. Hahaha. I didn’t care. I was having fun and at the time, it was hilarious. I mean, who else do you know that trolled Witstream?18 notes
Posted on Thursday, 27 June
Tagged as: Throwback Thursday witstream troll twitter Jerry Renek
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- brentdubya said:If you had made it on witstream don’t they have some wierd list of rules to be there? I understand wanting to be on there but I like what you did better.
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- nimuesnow said:I tip my hat, sir.
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