THROWBACK THURSDAY. That time my friends threw a Dress As An Indian Or A Pilgrim party and I made an Indian head dress from scratch using a baseball hat, superglue and feathers. And then my friend’s sister, who is also a friend of mine, painted my face really super cool making me look like a totally white Indian. Yeah. That was a really rad party. I’m pretty sure I got drunk that night. I wish I still had that red hoodie. My brother borrowed it. If you knew my brother then you’d know the rest of the story immediately. Anytime my brother borrows something, I never see it again. Sigh.
BTW, I’m the guy on the right. WIth the red hoodie. And the face paint.
Throwback Thursday. Taken some years ago when I first got my earlobes stretched. This is where I started. Some people start from a normal earring size. You could say I had a head start. These plugs are 00 gauge. So I went from a normal earring size, which is about 18-20 gauge, to 00. That’s a pretty big leap. I’m not going to explain how this was accomplished because I know some of you are squeamish, haha. I’ll just say something very traditional, like “DON’T TRY THIS SHIT AT HOME.”
Now, my earlobes are at 3/4 inch and have been for almost two years. I don’t plan on going any bigger. I did go up a size and was planning to stretch my lobes all the way to 1 inch. But I didn’t like how it looked when I went one size up. The proportion just didn’t look right to me. I think they’re perfect right where they are now.
Also, what you see me wearing in this photo are plugs, or big earrings. Some people call them gauges and I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
GPOYCW. For serious.
Gratuitous Photo Of Yourself Wednesday.
It’s Wednesday, right?
This could also be a Fuck You I’m In A Bathroom themed photo post but you can’t see me giving the camera the finger and you can’t tell that I’m in a bathroom. Even though this was taken in a bathroom.
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Mugshot Monday, without the mug. Or something.
GPOY-I’M FROM THE MUHFUCKIN STREETS edition. Just playing around with my new camera. I love this fucking thing.
Mugshot Monday // That time I dressed as a zombie doctor from Resident Evil for Halloween and (possibly) used way too much makeup. Specifically, fake blood makeup. Also, before I gots my new teeth.
Throwback (SS) Thursday from Christmas of 2000. AKA: Full Playa Status. Word.
That time I was Robert De Niro for a couple minutes. Or was it that one time when I really had to fart? I can’t remember. Whatever. GPOYW. I’m the guy on the left. With the hat. And the black t-shirt.
Throwback Thursday from Christmas of 2000. Damn.
Alright alright alright. So the tattoo I got the other day is an album cover from one of my favorite bands ever: Earth. It’s the album cover to The Bees Made Honey In The Lion’s Skull. Anyway, I posted it on their facebook to let them know that one of their fans has it tattooed on them and not only did they like it but they shared it as well. No big deal or nothing. I just feel a little special. If I was in a band and someone got one of my albums tattooed on them then I would be pretty stoked about it. It’s like being retweeted by a celebrity, which has never happened to me. Just wanted to share this with you guys. Carry on.
My other tattoos that I’ve never posted on here. Zombie King Tut, done by Jesse Tranter, isn’t finished yet. That has to be one of the worst spots I’ve ever gotten drilled on before. My skin was literally swelling and bruising half way through. I should’ve had it finished in one session, but my skin would not permit it.
Then I have my heart of my sleeve, done by Tommy Rath. Plus my first tattoo ever, Envy done by Jesse Tranter. I got Envy on my stomach when I was 19 and did not know what I was getting myself into. It took a few years before I ever got anymore tattoos.
